What questions celebs would’ve asked if they were immigration officers

 

What if some celebs decided to wear the hat of an immigration officer for a day?

What questions would they ask to allow someone to land in India?

  • Rajdeep Sardesai: Do you think Narendra Modi should apologize for 2002?

 Rajdeep Sardesai Immigration

  • Sagarika Ghose: I would’ve allowed you if you were a Muslim.

Sagarika Ghose Immigration 

  • Aamir Khan (on behalf of Kiran Rao): India is very intolerant. Why do you want to come to India? Even me & Kiran are considering moving to Syria

Aamir Khan Immigration 

  • Narendra Modi: Is this all you have travelled? Only 4 places in the last month? Rejected.

Narendra Modi Immigration 

  • Ravish Kumar: ‘Kaun Jaat Ho’?

 Ravish Kumar Immigration

  • Arvind Kejriwal: Will you get TV from abroad? That too LG ? I am struggling to deal with one in Delhi.

Arvind Kejriwal Immigration 

  • Virat Kohli: India kya Maa Ch***ne aaya hai BC’?

Virat Kohli 

  • Rahul Gandhi: ‘Tum Suit Boot pehen kar kyun aaye ho, pajama kurta pehen kar aao, tumhara visa tabhi approve hoga, warna Modi Ji se maango visa

Rahul Gandhi Immigration 

  • Baba Sehgal: ‘Ghagra Choli pehente hain Dandia mein, Kya karoge India mein’?

Baba Sehgal Immigration 

  • Rohit Sharma: ‘2 mins ruk, main ek innings khel kar aaya

Rohit Sharma Immigration  

  • Abhishek Bachchan: First of all, let me applaud that you’re travelling, as I applaud on everything. Travelling on dependent visa? Sounds a lot like my life.

Abhishek Bachchan Immigration 

  • Bobby Deol: Travelling alone? Good that you are able to do things without your brother and father.

Bobby Deol Immigration

Well, only GOD approved it, without any questions

  • Sachin Tendulkar: Visa power, go get it!

Sachin Tendulkar Immigration

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  1. Reply 333guest@gmail.com' Raju December 16, 2015 at 7:42 pm

    Top notch. Keep it going boss.

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